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Old 10-03-2002, 02:32 PM   #1
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Talking advent of our 300 Round Uzi Mag!

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Even though they are banned, there will ALWAYS be the demand for high capacity magazines. Birdman Weapons Systems is extremely active in the high capacity weapons magazine arena with the newest addition to our product line. The 300 Round Uzi Mag is sure to give you all the firepower you could ever need ...without melting your Uzi in the process!


Tired of reaching into your coat pocket or purse for yet another 10 round post-ban magazine? Tired of just getting that Uzi up to speed only to see that last round go flying out before you even realize what you are doing? BWS is proud to announce the newest member of out High Capacity Magazine line with the advent of our 300 Round Uzi Mag!

No longer will you think, "Man, if only I had a 100 round drum for this sucker." as the capacity of this little baby is 300 fully loaded rounds of 9mm ammunition!

So "Lock-n-Load" with serious firepower! Slap in a Birdman Weapons Systems 300 Round Uzi Mag today!



300 Round Uzi Magazine Information:

Constructed of high quality, tempered steel, the BWS 300 Round Uzi Mag provides the shooter with a virtually unlimited supply of ammo for those "Close Encounters". At almost five feet in length, this magazine is like none other. Its sleek designs and non-groove surfaces allows the shooter an easy and speedy insert.

The 300 Round Uzi Mag is perfect for machine gun shoots, pumpkin plinking, impressing the neighbors, pesky cats and rodents, or any occasion where an extremely long sustained burst of blazing 9mm firepower is needed or merely desired. CAUTION This magazine is not recommended for anyone under 6 ft. tall as they will not be able to see over the top of their weapon. This will be corrected when BWS's meal ticket item. "HoMeBoY NyTe SyTeS" becomes available for Uzis and other similar sub-machine guns. Aslo, firing your Uzi (with the BWS 300 round Uzi Mag attached) from a moving vehicle is NOT recommended! The extremely long length of the magazine drags the ground and has resulted in severe damage to the magazine body and internals. BWS can divide the 300 round Uzi Mag into two 150 round magazines for an additional fee. Warranty is void on any and all damages sustained as a result of "Drive By" usage.

Although there are currently no mag pouch for this particular model, BWS does provide a poly-fiber protective wrapping to keep your mag clean and dust free during those temporary non-shooting times. This is provided free of charge.

Email BWS for more details and ordering information!
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Old 10-03-2002, 02:33 PM   #2
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Now thats what I'M talkin' about! :right:
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Only if you load the mags for me.
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Ouch, sore thumb time for sure!
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