A traveling salesman rings the doorbell

Doglips · 10-04-2002, 12:20 PM

A traveling salesman rings the doorbell, and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, “Young man, is your mother home?”

Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What the **** do you think?”

NRAJOE · 10-04-2002, 12:57 PM

Ha! That was me as a kid! Still smoke seegars!

Pumpkinheaver · 10-05-2002, 11:17 AM

How could that be you NRAJOE? When it was me!

NRAJOE · 10-05-2002, 11:47 AM

Shoulda hung together! We'd have rocked the block!

:right:

10-04-2002, 12:20 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	A traveling salesman rings the doorbell A traveling salesman rings the doorbell, and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, “Young man, is your mother home?” Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What the **** do you think?”

10-04-2002, 12:57 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	Ha! That was me as a kid! Still smoke seegars! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-05-2002, 11:17 AM	#3
Pumpkinheaver Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,336	How could that be you NRAJOE? When it was me! __________________ Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!

10-05-2002, 11:47 AM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	Shoulda hung together! We'd have rocked the block! :right: __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany