Engineering In Hell

Oxford · 10-10-2002, 10:39 AM

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and
says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer
gets dissatisfied with the level of discomfort in Hell, and starts designing and building
improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy down in Hell.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it
going down there in Hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets
and escalators. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should have
never gotten down there!! Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU
going to get a lawyer?

:nod:

Big Dog · 10-10-2002, 02:03 PM

"BWAHAHAHA!" Good one.

10-10-2002, 10:39 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	Engineering In Hell An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of discomfort in Hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy down in Hell. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should have never gotten down there!! Send him up here!" Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer? :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

10-10-2002, 02:03 PM	#2
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,201	"BWAHAHAHA!" Good one. __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.