This post will test your sense of humor guys..."HE SAID, SHE SAID":

Oxford · 10-11-2002, 05:20 PM

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in
the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king.'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa
and fart. "

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said .. Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

:assult:

NRAJOE · 10-11-2002, 05:51 PM

Those are too funny/(true?)

alan c. · 10-11-2002, 06:03 PM

Hey Joe the government isn't that synchronized. Yes I had to look that word up. Ok you changed your mind--Bark at the moon--Ozzie. Man make up your mind.

alan c. · 10-11-2002, 06:07 PM

NRA are you finished?

NRAJOE · 10-11-2002, 06:07 PM

Lining up my new and improved future avatars! Too bad you didn't look up goverNMENT while you were at it!

NRAJOE · 10-11-2002, 06:10 PM

Watch it buddy, I'm looking right at you!

NRAJOE · 10-11-2002, 06:11 PM

Ah...check you out, ya went back and changed it...your too fast pal!

alan c. · 10-11-2002, 06:15 PM

I noticed it ok. I type too fast sometimes. I try to proof read when possible. At least I am not as bad as others. So is that the womens locker room?

NRAJOE · 10-11-2002, 06:17 PM

Yep, why do you think I'm blinking so fast.

10-11-2002, 05:20 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,307 Blog Entries: 4	This post will test your sense of humor guys..."HE SAID, SHE SAID": 10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? 9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money. 8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded. 7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king.' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.' 6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not." 5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. " 4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?' 3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror. 2) He said .. Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. 1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there. :assult: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

10-11-2002, 05:51 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,882 Blog Entries: 1	Those are too funny/(true?) __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-11-2002, 06:03 PM	#3
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Blog Entries: 3	Hey Joe the government isn't that synchronized. Yes I had to look that word up. Ok you changed your mind--Bark at the moon--Ozzie. Man make up your mind. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas. Last edited by alan c.; 10-11-2002 at 06:09 PM.

10-11-2002, 06:07 PM	#4
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Blog Entries: 3	NRA are you finished? __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

10-11-2002, 06:07 PM	#5
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,882 Blog Entries: 1	Lining up my new and improved future avatars! Too bad you didn't look up goverNMENT while you were at it! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-11-2002, 06:10 PM	#6
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,882 Blog Entries: 1	Watch it buddy, I'm looking right at you! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-11-2002, 06:11 PM	#7
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,882 Blog Entries: 1	Ah...check you out, ya went back and changed it...your too fast pal! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-11-2002, 06:15 PM	#8
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Blog Entries: 3	I noticed it ok. I type too fast sometimes. I try to proof read when possible. At least I am not as bad as others. So is that the womens locker room? __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

10-11-2002, 06:17 PM	#9
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,882 Blog Entries: 1	Yep, why do you think I'm blinking so fast. __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany