little girl was talking to her teacher

Oxford · 10-14-2002, 03:52 PM

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was
physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". :nod:

oneastrix · 10-14-2002, 04:01 PM

I had to forward that on to some relatives!LOL

10-14-2002, 03:52 PM	#1
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10-14-2002, 04:01 PM	#2
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	I had to forward that on to some relatives!LOL __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.