Clinton on a flight

Oxford · 10-18-2002, 12:15 AM

Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency was
seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight.

After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed
before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a
brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

Bill then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I
didn't know there was a choice..."

10-18-2002, 12:15 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,098 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 4	Clinton on a flight Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!" Bill then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..." __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".