WWJD Is Really "What Would Jesus Drive!"

Doglips · 10-20-2002, 06:06 PM

WWJD Is Really "What Would Jesus Drive!"
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the
initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus
drive?".

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden in a Fury".

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds
a long blast".

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced
by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph
is heard in the hills".

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land". And,
following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda...
"The Apostles were in one Accord".

NRAJOE · 10-21-2002, 01:53 PM

Too funny!

Doglips · 10-21-2002, 03:36 PM

I actualy exected a little flack for this one Joe....

NRAJOE · 10-21-2002, 04:02 PM

Naw, you can bend the Bible a little without being in trouble...God has a sense of humor (you better hope he does or you've been in big trouble for a long time Doglips!)

Doglips · 10-21-2002, 05:20 PM

Whats that old saying..how do you make God Laugh?? Tell him your plans

Big Dog · 10-22-2002, 08:32 AM

My co-worker loved it - she also drives an Accord.

Oxford · 10-22-2002, 09:42 AM

Guess a Blazer and/or a Firebird could be one going to hell.

Big Dog · 10-22-2002, 10:09 AM

I guess I'm one with Moses - I drive a Ramcharger!

Now if I could just find the Promised Land.

10-20-2002, 06:06 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,082	WWJD Is Really "What Would Jesus Drive!" WWJD Is Really "What Would Jesus Drive!" Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus drive?". One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury". But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm". Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast". Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills". Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land". And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord".

10-21-2002, 01:53 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,872 Blog Entries: 1	Too funny! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-21-2002, 04:02 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,872 Blog Entries: 1	Naw, you can bend the Bible a little without being in trouble...God has a sense of humor (you better hope he does or you've been in big trouble for a long time Doglips!) __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-22-2002, 08:32 AM	#6
Big Dog Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 14,069	My co-worker loved it - she also drives an Accord. __________________ "A bold spirit embiggens the smallest man!" Jebediah Springfield

10-22-2002, 09:42 AM	#7
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,281 Blog Entries: 4	Guess a Blazer and/or a Firebird could be one going to hell. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

10-21-2002, 03:36 PM	#3
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,082	I actualy exected a little flack for this one Joe....

10-21-2002, 05:20 PM	#5
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,082	Whats that old saying..how do you make God Laugh?? Tell him your plans

10-22-2002, 10:09 AM	#8
Big Dog Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 14,069	Up a Mountain! I guess I'm one with Moses - I drive a Ramcharger! Now if I could just find the Promised Land. __________________ "A bold spirit embiggens the smallest man!" Jebediah Springfield