Some things in life are certain.

Oxford · 10-21-2002, 11:16 AM

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking
man in his late 40s or early 50s.

"Can I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Natalie" the man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone
else." said the Madam.

"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply.

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred-dollar bills and gave them to
Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row too expensive - and
there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the
money, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had
come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After
their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in
a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "Minnesota."

"Really" she said. "I have family in Minnesota."

"I know", the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked
me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is - Some things in life are certain:

1. Taxes
2. Death
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
:nod:

NRAJOE · 10-21-2002, 01:31 PM

Might as well get a little something, something for nothing!

10-21-2002, 11:16 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Some things in life are certain. The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie" the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the Madam. "No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred-dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, "Minnesota." "Really" she said. "I have family in Minnesota." "I know", the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance." The moral of the story is - Some things in life are certain: 1. Taxes 2. Death 3. Being screwed by a lawyer :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

10-21-2002, 01:31 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Might as well get a little something, something for nothing! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany