Man "Tests" Then Selects Future Wife - Logical!

Doglips · 10-29-2002, 12:35 PM

Man "Tests" Then Selects Future Wife - Logical!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them each a test.

He gives each woman a present of $5000.00 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was very impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000.00 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then ... he very logically ... married the one with the biggest tits

Big Dog · 10-29-2002, 02:08 PM

:nod:

oneastrix · 10-29-2002, 02:55 PM

Sounds like he's got his stuff squared away to me......

alan c. · 10-29-2002, 06:19 PM

Well at least it shows where his brain is. Hey Doglips remember your post.

NRAJOE · 10-29-2002, 06:26 PM

Big bazoomas win every time!

taras · 10-29-2002, 07:44 PM

Shoulda went for the rich chick and bought her implants

10-29-2002, 12:35 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Man "Tests" Then Selects Future Wife - Logical! Man "Tests" Then Selects Future Wife - Logical! A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them each a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000.00 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was very impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.00 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then ... he very logically ... married the one with the biggest tits

10-29-2002, 02:08 PM	#2
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,205	Priorities!! :nod: __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

10-29-2002, 02:55 PM	#3
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	Sounds like he's got his stuff squared away to me...... __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

10-29-2002, 06:19 PM	#4
alan c. Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,767 Images: 15	Well at least it shows where his brain is. Hey Doglips remember your post. Last edited by alan c.; 10-29-2002 at 06:21 PM.

10-29-2002, 06:26 PM	#5
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	Big bazoomas win every time! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-29-2002, 07:44 PM	#6
taras Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Apt.402-24 Carlton st. Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. R3C 1P1 Posts: 403	Shoulda went for the rich chick and bought her implants __________________ If ya don't vote, don't ***** !!!