Alarming Trends Bureau: More reasons to break open the cyanide pills

Doglips · 10-31-2002, 05:56 AM

Alarming Trends Bureau: More reasons to break open the cyanide pills:

-- The TV Land cable channel will air a ‘‘Charles in Charge’’ marathon Nov. 10-14.
-- Mars has a crater that looks like Scooby-Doo, according to a report in the Chicago Sun-Times.
-- A Texas travel agency called Naked-air.com is planning the world’s first clothing-optional plane flight, to Cancun, Mexico. The only caveat is that passengers may not disrobe until the charter plane reaches cruising altitude and must put their clothes back on before going through customs. In other nude news, the grandson of dead President Grover Cleveland has posed in the buff for a calendar to benefit a New Hampshire charity.
-- A Los Angeles hair transplant expert says sideburn cosmetic surgery is growing in popularity. Apparently, men who get face lifts sometimes lose hair on the side of their heads and need sideburn transplants.
-- The Internal Revenue Service manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

Big Dog · 10-31-2002, 07:26 AM

I'm willing to bet the IRS has an office in Hades!

NRAJOE · 10-31-2002, 07:28 AM

A Texas travel agency called Naked-air.com is planning the world’s first clothing-optional plane flight, to Cancun, Mexico. The only caveat is that passengers may not disrobe until the charter plane reaches cruising altitude and must put their clothes back on before going through customs. Whats wrong with this? As long as theres no fat hairy guys on there! Maybe get lucky and the planes full of Victorias Secret models going to a shoot...........WELL I CAN DREAM CAN'T I????

10-31-2002, 05:56 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Alarming Trends Bureau: More reasons to break open the cyanide pills Alarming Trends Bureau: More reasons to break open the cyanide pills: -- The TV Land cable channel will air a ‘‘Charles in Charge’’ marathon Nov. 10-14. -- Mars has a crater that looks like Scooby-Doo, according to a report in the Chicago Sun-Times. -- A Texas travel agency called Naked-air.com is planning the world’s first clothing-optional plane flight, to Cancun, Mexico. The only caveat is that passengers may not disrobe until the charter plane reaches cruising altitude and must put their clothes back on before going through customs. In other nude news, the grandson of dead President Grover Cleveland has posed in the buff for a calendar to benefit a New Hampshire charity. -- A Los Angeles hair transplant expert says sideburn cosmetic surgery is growing in popularity. Apparently, men who get face lifts sometimes lose hair on the side of their heads and need sideburn transplants. -- The Internal Revenue Service manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

10-31-2002, 07:26 AM	#2
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,213	I'm willing to bet the IRS has an office in Hades! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

10-31-2002, 07:28 AM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,051 Images: 3	A Texas travel agency called Naked-air.com is planning the world’s first clothing-optional plane flight, to Cancun, Mexico. The only caveat is that passengers may not disrobe until the charter plane reaches cruising altitude and must put their clothes back on before going through customs. Whats wrong with this? As long as theres no fat hairy guys on there! Maybe get lucky and the planes full of Victorias Secret models going to a shoot...........WELL I CAN DREAM CAN'T I???? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany