Final Exam

Oxford · 11-02-2002, 06:02 PM

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family-but
that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say
if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly
says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order...

:nod:

NRAJOE · 11-03-2002, 12:37 PM

What? I don't get it...ow ow ow hand cramp!

oneastrix · 11-03-2002, 01:26 PM

LOL....gotta pass that one on. Thanks Ox!

11-02-2002, 06:02 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,948 Trader Rating: (0)	Final Exam A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family-but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-* guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order... :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".**

11-03-2002, 12:37 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 18,997 Trader Rating: (0)	What? I don't get it...ow ow ow hand cramp! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

11-03-2002, 01:26 PM	#3
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL....gotta pass that one on. Thanks Ox! __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.