Coffee, manure, etc.

Oxford · 11-06-2002, 09:13 PM

Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee and the Indian drinks it down
in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and
blasts it with the shotgun, then walks out.

Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and
another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and
says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last
time you were in here. What the heck was that all about anyway?"

The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink
coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for a few days."

:nod:

taras · 11-07-2002, 01:28 AM

Aint that the truth! Could work in most govt. offices also as a service rep!!

Big Dog · 11-07-2002, 09:42 AM

Dang it, they won't let me bring my shotgun to the office! Got plenty much BS there!

11-06-2002, 09:13 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,981 Trader Rating: (0)	Coffee, manure, etc. Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then walks out. Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What the heck was that all about anyway?" The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink coffee, shoot the **, and disappear for a few days." :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".**

11-07-2002, 01:28 AM	#2
taras Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Apt.402-24 Carlton st. Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. R3C 1P1 Posts: 403 Trader Rating: (0)	Aint that the truth! Could work in most govt. offices also as a service rep!! __________________ If ya don't vote, don't ***** !!!

11-07-2002, 09:42 AM	#3
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,063 Trader Rating: (0)	Dang it, they won't let me bring my shotgun to the office! Got plenty much BS there! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.