High Urinals

Robertm · 08-15-2009, 06:21 AM

I have seen this before but it is still so funny.......

High Urinals:

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders,accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes ...

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied... 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

ArkansasHunter · 08-15-2009, 06:41 AM

It's just to early for me to fall out of my chair LMAO !!! So will a small chuckle do ? LOL
Pretty good !

ALR · 08-15-2009, 07:15 AM

Thats funny!

Windwalker · 08-15-2009, 09:49 AM

lol, Excellent!

woody1981 · 08-15-2009, 11:13 AM

toooooooo good. I needed that one!

338RUM · 08-15-2009, 11:25 AM

that caught me by surprise!

SwedeSteve · 08-15-2009, 11:44 AM

Ha-Ha !! I have never heard that one ~~

captsquirrel · 08-15-2009, 10:29 PM

Now that's a good one.

ArkansasHunter · 08-16-2009, 09:21 AM

It was a good one and I got a good laugh out of it this second go round to.

elmer fudd · 08-16-2009, 10:22 AM

haha them jockeys lol

Oxford · 08-16-2009, 12:48 PM

Still laughing over that joke...and it's been sent now to my nutty friends.

waterdog · 08-16-2009, 05:00 PM

funny, as h.........ll

thrillbilly · 08-16-2009, 05:56 PM

Very Funny!!!!! I likeee a lot!

FortyXDM · 08-17-2009, 05:14 PM

Another of those "Wacky fun loving Jockey" stories.

SwedeSteve · 08-19-2009, 08:15 AM

My wife can't pick me up, ROFL !!

08-15-2009, 06:21 AM	#1
Robertm Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kennesaw, GA Posts: 154	High Urinals I have seen this before but it is still so funny....... High Urinals: A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders,accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes ... As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied... 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

08-15-2009, 06:41 AM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 18,425	It's just to early for me to fall out of my chair LMAO !!! So will a small chuckle do ? LOL Pretty good ! __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER

08-15-2009, 07:15 AM	#3
ALR STAIN'ALIVE,STAIN'ALIVE! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: St Charles MO Posts: 1,129	Thats funny! __________________ AGENT ORANGE The last ghost of Vietnam ATF- Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, who is bringing the chips?

08-15-2009, 09:49 AM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,266	lol, Excellent! __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it In God I Trust

08-15-2009, 11:13 AM	#5
woody1981 One of the Usual Suspects Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: southwest PA Posts: 1,602 Blog Entries: 1	toooooooo good. I needed that one! __________________ A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.”~Freud

08-15-2009, 11:25 AM	#6
338RUM Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lonaconing, MD Posts: 1,386	that caught me by surprise!

08-15-2009, 11:44 AM	#7
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 26,415	Ha-Ha !! I have never heard that one ~~ __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

08-15-2009, 10:29 PM	#8
captsquirrel Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV. Posts: 1,727	Now that's a good one. __________________ Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats.

08-16-2009, 09:21 AM	#9
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 18,425	It was a good one and I got a good laugh out of it this second go round to. __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER

08-16-2009, 10:22 AM	#10
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,275	haha them jockeys lol __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

08-16-2009, 12:48 PM	#11
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,290 Blog Entries: 4	Still laughing over that joke...and it's been sent now to my nutty friends. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-16-2009, 05:00 PM	#12
waterdog Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 758	funny, as h.........ll

08-16-2009, 05:56 PM	#13
thrillbilly Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country Posts: 3,184	Very Funny!!!!! I likeee a lot! __________________ *" I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on."* John Wayne

08-17-2009, 05:14 PM	#14
FortyXDM Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area) Posts: 4,223	Another of those "Wacky fun loving Jockey" stories.

08-19-2009, 08:15 AM	#15
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 26,415	My wife can't pick me up, ROFL !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!