08-15-2009, 07:21 AM
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I have seen this before but it is still so funny....... High Urinals: A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders,accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes ... As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied... 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.' |
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08-15-2009, 07:41 AM
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It's just to early for me to fall out of my chair LMAO !!! So will a small chuckle do ? LOL Pretty good !
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08-15-2009, 08:15 AM
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Thats funny!
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08-15-2009, 10:49 AM
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lol, Excellent!
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08-15-2009, 12:25 PM
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that caught me by surprise!
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08-15-2009, 12:44 PM
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Ha-Ha !! I have never heard that one ~~
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08-15-2009, 11:29 PM
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Now that's a good one.
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08-16-2009, 10:21 AM
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It was a good one and I got a good laugh out of it this second go round to.
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08-16-2009, 11:22 AM
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haha them jockeys lol
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08-16-2009, 06:00 PM
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funny, as h.........ll
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08-16-2009, 06:56 PM
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Very Funny!!!!! I likeee a lot!
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08-17-2009, 06:14 PM
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Another of those "Wacky fun loving Jockey" stories.  |
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08-19-2009, 09:15 AM
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My wife can't pick me up, ROFL !!
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