What Starts with F and ends with K

fedupdon · 09-16-2009, 12:59 PM

What Starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms.. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered,'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry: '9..'
Principal: 'What is6 x 6?'
Harry: '36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal,'Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
Ms.. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
Harry: 'Coconut.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling..
Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'

roverboy · 09-16-2009, 01:04 PM

Oh man, Thats killing me. I can't hardly type.

SwedeSteve · 09-16-2009, 02:04 PM

Good one !!

garbageman · 09-17-2009, 12:22 AM

I also got the last questions wrong good one

kansascoyote · 09-17-2009, 11:27 PM

Don you make me laugh harder that anyone ! You have a talent .

338RUM · 09-17-2009, 11:35 PM

That was the best joke I have heard in a very long time!

09-16-2009, 12:59 PM	#1
fedupdon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 223	What Starts with F and ends with K What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms.. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered,'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Harry: '9..' Principal: 'What is6 x 6?' Harry: '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.' Ms. Brooks says to the principal,'Let me ask him some questions.' The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.' Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: 'Pockets.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' Harry: 'Pants.' Ms.. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?' Harry: 'Coconut.' The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands.' The principal was trembling.. Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?' Harry: 'Firetruck.' The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'

09-16-2009, 01:04 PM	#2
roverboy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Moss,Tn. Posts: 1,674	Oh man, Thats killing me. I can't hardly type. __________________ "You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie? Outlaw Josie Wales

09-16-2009, 02:04 PM	#3
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 25,525	Good one !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

09-17-2009, 11:35 PM	#6
338RUM Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lonaconing, MD Posts: 1,175	That was the best joke I have heard in a very long time! __________________ What doesn't kill me has made a HUGE tactical mistake!

09-17-2009, 12:22 AM	#4
garbageman Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: MN Posts: 53	I also got the last questions wrong good one

09-17-2009, 11:27 PM	#5
kansascoyote Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 914 Blog Entries: 1	Don you make me laugh harder that anyone ! You have a talent .