Aunt Karen

fedupdon · 09-25-2009, 09:43 AM

Aunt Karen
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Aunt Karen
. A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?" " Yes ma'am, my daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen when she was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got shot down. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so if flask broke she wouldn’t have wasted the whiskey. However, her parachute ended up landing right in the middle of the enemy troops. So she shot fifteen of them with her gun until she ran out of bullets then killed four more with her knife and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy try and tell you from this horrible story?"

"He told me to stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."

cremley · 09-25-2009, 12:29 PM

Hahahaha!

Tigercat200 · 09-25-2009, 02:59 PM

I hurt myself laughing. That is a great one.

gunnut2u · 10-22-2009, 06:27 AM

Pretty good one ....LMAO!

Wyld_Cat · 10-22-2009, 06:28 AM

classic

SwedeSteve · 10-22-2009, 11:25 AM

Too funny !!

larmus · 10-22-2009, 11:27 AM

nice...

09-25-2009, 09:43 AM	#1
fedupdon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 223	Aunt Karen Aunt Karen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aunt Karen . A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?" " Yes ma'am, my daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen when she was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got shot down. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so if flask broke she wouldn’t have wasted the whiskey. However, her parachute ended up landing right in the middle of the enemy troops. So she shot fifteen of them with her gun until she ran out of bullets then killed four more with her knife and then she killed the last one with her bare hands." "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy try and tell you from this horrible story?" "He told me to stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."

09-25-2009, 12:29 PM	#2
cremley Young Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 3,084	Hahahaha! __________________ Well done is better than well said - Benjamin Franklin NRA MEMBER

09-25-2009, 02:59 PM	#3
Tigercat200 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Middle of the USA Posts: 572	I hurt myself laughing. That is a great one. __________________ Bob Beware the fury of a patient man......John Dryden

10-22-2009, 06:27 AM	#4
gunnut2u Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Missouri-firearms,USA Posts: 1,707	Pretty good one ....LMAO! __________________ I might not be playing with a full deck... But I am playing with a full clip!!! (gunnut2u)

10-22-2009, 11:25 AM	#6
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 26,469	Too funny !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

10-22-2009, 06:28 AM	#5
Wyld_Cat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: East Coast, Australia Posts: 270 Blog Entries: 4	classic

10-22-2009, 11:27 AM	#7
larmus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: arizona Posts: 3,435	nice... __________________ Lawrence Home Defense: .45 and a Shovel...