this little boy about 12 years old

rl69 · 09-27-2009, 12:16 PM

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
>street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came to a
>house of ill repute, and knocked on the door.
>
> When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what
>he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
> I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
>
> "The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once
>in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He said, "I heard all
>the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Belinda.
>
> THAT'S the girl I want."Since the little boy was so adamant and had
>the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the
>right.
>
> He headed down the hall, dragging the quashed frog behind him.Ten
>minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
>headed out the door.
>
> The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
>the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?
>
> "He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out
>to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
>
> After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
>she's very fond of cute little boys.
>
> She will then get the disease that I just caught.When Mom and Dad
>get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.
> On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the
>disease.
>
> Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,he and Mom will go to
>bed and have sex,and Mom will catch it.
>
> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
> milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch
>the disease,
> and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch that ran over my frog."

elmer fudd · 09-27-2009, 12:24 PM

Haha!

SwedeSteve · 09-27-2009, 02:38 PM

Pretty funny !!

tarza · 09-27-2009, 09:47 PM

next time i see a toad or a frog i"ll get off the graden tractor and put it in a safe place

Lobo0311 · 09-27-2009, 09:50 PM

that just aint right..............................:You_Rock_Emoti con:

Thunder-223 · 09-27-2009, 11:44 PM

Thats wrong... but also very funny lmao

gunnut2u · 09-28-2009, 05:16 AM

IT's always the milk man !!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Windwalker · 09-28-2009, 11:16 AM

LOL, justice by convoluted turns.

09-27-2009, 12:16 PM	#1
rl69 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: brookeland tex Posts: 1,425	this little boy about 12 years old There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the >street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came to a >house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. > > When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what >he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. > I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. > > "The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once >in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He said, "I heard all >the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Belinda. > > THAT'S the girl I want."Since the little boy was so adamant and had >the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the >right. > > He headed down the hall, dragging the quashed frog behind him.Ten >minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and >headed out the door. > > The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in >the place with a disease, instead of one of the others? > > "He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out >to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. > > After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because >she's very fond of cute little boys. > > She will then get the disease that I just caught.When Mom and Dad >get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. > On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the >disease. > > Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,he and Mom will go to >bed and have sex,and Mom will catch it. > > In the morning when Dad goes to work, the > milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch >the disease, > and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch that ran over my frog." __________________ get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please IN GOD WE TRUST

09-27-2009, 12:24 PM	#2
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,270	Haha! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

09-27-2009, 02:38 PM	#3
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 25,525	Pretty funny !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

09-27-2009, 09:50 PM	#5
Lobo0311 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Northeast Kansas Posts: 669	that just aint right..............................:You_Rock_Emoti con: __________________ If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

09-27-2009, 11:44 PM	#6
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia Posts: 164	Thats wrong... but also very funny lmao __________________ *A Downunder Son & Proud To Be One!*

09-27-2009, 09:47 PM	#4
tarza Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: iowa Posts: 85	next time i see a toad or a frog i"ll get off the graden tractor and put it in a safe place

09-28-2009, 05:16 AM	#7
gunnut2u Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Missouri-firearms,USA Posts: 1,581	IT's always the milk man !!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I might not be playing with a full deck... But I am playing with a full clip!!! (gunnut2u)

09-28-2009, 11:16 AM	#8
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,251	LOL, justice by convoluted turns. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it In God I Trust