Phrases you wish you could use at work:

Doglips · 01-13-2003, 11:50 AM

Phrases you wish you could use at work:

Ahhh....I see the cock-up fairy has visited us again.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a ****.
I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincedental.
I'm not being rude. It's just that you're insignificant.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with flourescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and still have most left.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

oneastrix · 01-13-2003, 12:01 PM

"Sir you are receiving a citation for being an a##hole."

Wish I could say that!LOL

Doglips · 01-13-2003, 03:30 PM

Thats what the last cop that gave me a tick said it was for

Also something about being stupid without a permit

jerry · 01-13-2003, 07:47 PM

I'll be using a couple of these. I'm E-mailing the whole list to my inside guy, he'll understand.

01-13-2003, 11:50 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Phrases you wish you could use at work: Phrases you wish you could use at work: Ahhh....I see the cock-up fairy has visited us again. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a ****. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincedental. I'm not being rude. It's just that you're insignificant. What am I? Flypaper for freaks? It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. Who me? I just wander from room to room. This isn't an office. It's Hell with flourescent lighting. I started out with nothing and still have most left. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? How do I set a laser printer to stun? If I throw a stick, will you leave? Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

01-13-2003, 12:01 PM	#2
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	"Sir you are receiving a citation for being an a##hole." Wish I could say that!LOL __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

01-13-2003, 07:47 PM	#4
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,117 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	I'll be using a couple of these. I'm E-mailing the whole list to my inside guy, he'll understand. __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed

01-13-2003, 03:30 PM	#3
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Thats what the last cop that gave me a tick said it was for Also something about being stupid without a permit