Cowboy joke...

NRAJOE · 01-13-2003, 02:50 PM

There was this Texas cowboy and he had been riding his horse across the great plains on his way to California nonstop. Both him and his horse had gone days without sleep. As he rode into one of the few towns on his trip he decided to stop in at the saloon and get a shot of wiskey to satisfy his thirst. As he got off his horse he realized that since his horse had not slept in a few days it might fall asleep now that they had finally stopped and it might take a few hours to wake his horse up.

He grabbed this young indian who just happened to be walking by and told him of his predicament, he then asked the indian if he could run back and forth in front of his horse to keep it awake while he was tending his thirst in the bar. The indian agreed.

After a few drinks the cowboy forgot about the trip as he made friends and drank down round after round in the bar. As the hours past a cowboy entered the front door of the saloon and asked who owned the brown and white horse out front.

The cowboy who owned the horse said "I do, what about it?"

"Well" replied the cowboy "You left your Injun' Running"...

jerry · 01-13-2003, 08:04 PM

See my disclaimer on Oxfords joke

Oxford · 01-13-2003, 08:36 PM

Jerrrry: NRAJOE's joke is more PIC than mine. Give him a 20 minute delay of posting on G&G penalty. Oh well...I laughed at his joke so even my think'in was PIC.

Ox

:nod:

alan c. · 01-13-2003, 09:26 PM

Well at least it was a clean. HINT!!!!!HA!!!!!!!

jerry · 01-13-2003, 09:32 PM

20 Min! it will take him that long to get past the wife, dogs, etc to get a beer and get back to the puter!

NRAJOE · 01-14-2003, 03:27 PM

!!!!!

01-13-2003, 02:50 PM	#1
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,209 Images: 3	Cowboy joke... There was this Texas cowboy and he had been riding his horse across the great plains on his way to California nonstop. Both him and his horse had gone days without sleep. As he rode into one of the few towns on his trip he decided to stop in at the saloon and get a shot of wiskey to satisfy his thirst. As he got off his horse he realized that since his horse had not slept in a few days it might fall asleep now that they had finally stopped and it might take a few hours to wake his horse up. He grabbed this young indian who just happened to be walking by and told him of his predicament, he then asked the indian if he could run back and forth in front of his horse to keep it awake while he was tending his thirst in the bar. The indian agreed. After a few drinks the cowboy forgot about the trip as he made friends and drank down round after round in the bar. As the hours past a cowboy entered the front door of the saloon and asked who owned the brown and white horse out front. The cowboy who owned the horse said "I do, what about it?" "Well" replied the cowboy "You left your Injun' Running"... __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany Last edited by NRAJOE; 01-13-2003 at 03:39 PM.

01-13-2003, 08:04 PM	#2
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,117 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	See my disclaimer on Oxfords joke __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed

01-13-2003, 08:36 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,074 Blog Entries: 4	Jerrrry: NRAJOE's joke is more PIC than mine. Give him a 20 minute delay of posting on G&G penalty. Oh well...I laughed at his joke so even my think'in was PIC. Ox :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-13-2003, 09:26 PM	#4
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 2	Well at least it was a clean. HINT!!!!!HA!!!!!!! __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

01-13-2003, 09:32 PM	#5
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,117 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	20 Min! it will take him that long to get past the wife, dogs, etc to get a beer and get back to the puter! __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed

01-14-2003, 03:27 PM	#6
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,209 Images: 3	!!!!! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany