Ghostly Drive"

fedupdon · 10-22-2009, 08:13 AM

Ghostly Drive"
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking,
jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple
of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger
window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed,
"Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face
there!"

The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in
the window. The passenger rolled his window down
part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do
you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and
yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the
window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started
laughing again. The driver said, "I don't know what
happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says
we're doing 80 now."

All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the
window and the old man reappeared.

"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled
down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked.

The passenger threw a lighter out the window
saying, "Step on it!"

They were flooring the gas at about 100 miles an
hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and
heard, when all of a sudden there came some more
tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled
down the window and screamed in stark terror,
"WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "You want some help
getting out of the mud?"

R5CYA · 10-22-2009, 11:11 AM

lol!

SwedeSteve · 10-22-2009, 11:13 AM

Ha-Ha !!

10-22-2009, 08:13 AM	#1
fedupdon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 223	Ghostly Drive" Ghostly Drive" Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?" The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?" The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the window in terror. A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again. The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says we're doing 80 now." All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared. "There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!" They were flooring the gas at about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping. "Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?" The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"

10-22-2009, 11:11 AM	#2
R5CYA Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: San Bruno, Republic of Kalifornia Posts: 2,640	lol! __________________ Badges? We got no badges! i aint gotta show you no stinking badges!

10-22-2009, 11:13 AM	#3
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 25,529	Ha-Ha !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!