An italian boy's confession

fedupdon · 10-22-2009, 09:42 AM

AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

ArkansasHunter · 10-22-2009, 09:53 AM

Omg !!!!!

R5CYA · 10-22-2009, 11:13 AM

hahahahaha! good one!

Archetype_wyo · 10-22-2009, 11:57 AM

4 months vacation woohoo!!

338RUM · 10-22-2009, 12:01 PM

that is too funny

SwedeSteve · 10-22-2009, 12:22 PM

Ha-Ha !! That's funny

SightNSqueeze · 10-22-2009, 12:30 PM

Good one. One worth passing along.

.22guy · 10-22-2009, 05:33 PM

Lol

Wyld_Cat · 10-22-2009, 06:38 PM

an oldie but a goodie.

gunnut2u · 10-23-2009, 07:02 AM

That's great !!!!LMAO

10-22-2009, 09:42 AM	#1
fedupdon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 223	An italian boy's confession AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

10-22-2009, 09:53 AM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 18,224	Omg !!!!! __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER

10-22-2009, 11:13 AM	#3
R5CYA Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: San Bruno, Republic of Kalifornia Posts: 2,640	hahahahaha! good one! __________________ Badges? We got no badges! i aint gotta show you no stinking badges!

10-22-2009, 11:57 AM	#4
Archetype_wyo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Buffalo, Wyo Posts: 2,247	4 months vacation woohoo!! __________________ The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun. —Patrick Henry

10-22-2009, 12:01 PM	#5
338RUM Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lonaconing, MD Posts: 1,176	that is too funny __________________ What doesn't kill me has made a HUGE tactical mistake!

10-22-2009, 12:22 PM	#6
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10-22-2009, 12:30 PM	#7
SightNSqueeze Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Intercoastal Sea Islands, SC, USA Posts: 3,175	Good one. One worth passing along. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Was "Your" Voice Heard Today? NRA-ILA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

10-22-2009, 05:33 PM	#8
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,356	Lol __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

10-22-2009, 06:38 PM	#9
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10-23-2009, 07:02 AM	#10
gunnut2u Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Missouri-firearms,USA Posts: 1,581	That's great !!!!LMAO __________________ I might not be playing with a full deck... But I am playing with a full clip!!! (gunnut2u)