Bring your Daddy to school day....

woody1981 · 10-23-2009, 12:20 PM

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'

R5CYA · 10-23-2009, 12:38 PM

gets better every time i hear it! lol!

woody1981 · 10-23-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by R5CYA

gets better every time i hear it! lol!

Right you are. This is about the 5th version I heard, and it is nearing classic status!

dance.and.shoot · 11-02-2009, 01:19 PM

HaHaHa...that's funny!!!

10-23-2009, 12:20 PM	#1
woody1981 One of the Usual Suspects Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: southwest PA Posts: 1,360 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 1	Bring your Daddy to school day.... One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.' __________________ A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.”~Freud

10-23-2009, 12:38 PM	#2
R5CYA Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: San Bruno, Republic of Kalifornia Posts: 2,087	gets better every time i hear it! lol! __________________ Badges? We got no badges! i aint gotta show you no stinking badges!

11-02-2009, 01:19 PM	#4
dance.and.shoot Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 11	HaHaHa...that's funny!!!