How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

cremley · 10-26-2009, 12:38 PM

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiller: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. ! By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

The Cat's Answer:

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

wunhunglo · 10-26-2009, 12:56 PM

Who let the dogs out?? They've all gone or can I not see them 'cos it's dark???

FortyXDM · 10-26-2009, 01:21 PM

That is why cats are not as beloved as dogs. A cat says: "I don't need no stinking light".

Archetype_wyo · 10-26-2009, 01:49 PM

I like kitty cats. So long as they know their place they are good companions just like dogs.

BlackSnow · 10-26-2009, 05:18 PM

cat;s don't need a light bulb ,cat's have good night vision

But anyways I'd prefer a husky.

Visit my blog Area 51.1

SwedeSteve · 10-27-2009, 09:10 AM

Good one Crem. Thanks !!

Paul T · 10-28-2009, 04:22 AM

Cats are always smarter than dogs. Tell me the last time you saw one pulling a sled.

rondog · 10-28-2009, 05:11 AM

I have Beagles, they'd just try to eat the lightbulb.

10-26-2009, 12:38 PM	#1
cremley Young Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 2,948	How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiller: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.... 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. ! By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? The Cat's Answer: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! __________________ Well done is better than well said - Benjamin Franklin NRA MEMBER

10-26-2009, 12:56 PM	#2
wunhunglo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: currently "Sunny West Africa" Posts: 4,748	Who let the dogs out?? They've all gone or can I not see them 'cos it's dark??? __________________ How can I 'Soar with the Eagles' when I'm working with such 'Turkeys'!

10-26-2009, 01:49 PM	#4
Archetype_wyo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Buffalo, Wyo Posts: 2,240	I like kitty cats. So long as they know their place they are good companions just like dogs. __________________ The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun. —Patrick Henry

10-27-2009, 09:10 AM	#6
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 25,525	Good one Crem. Thanks !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

10-28-2009, 05:11 AM	#8
rondog Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 3,629	I have Beagles, they'd just try to eat the lightbulb. __________________ I child-proofed my house, but they still keep getting in!

10-26-2009, 01:21 PM	#3
FortyXDM Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area) Posts: 4,090	That is why cats are not as beloved as dogs. A cat says: "I don't need no stinking light".

10-26-2009, 05:18 PM	#5
BlackSnow Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Romania,TM Posts: 108 Blog Entries: 1	cat;s don't need a light bulb ,cat's have good night vision But anyways I'd prefer a husky. Visit my blog Area 51.1

10-28-2009, 04:22 AM	#7
Paul T Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mounds Ok Posts: 926 Blog Entries: 6	Cats are always smarter than dogs. Tell me the last time you saw one pulling a sled.