Old 10-27-2009, 09:12 PM   #1
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Talking Arkansas's Best Marksman...

Arkansas's Best Marksman

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a
small town in Arkansas. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing
shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were
numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center.

The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the
person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man
turned out to be the "Arkansas Hunter" Named Mike.

"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the
FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"

"Nothing to it," said Mike. "I shoot first and draw the
circles afterward."
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Old 10-27-2009, 09:52 PM   #2
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Welp my secret is out...EX- BUDDY !!!! ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll get you back

LOL I needed a good laugh, Thanks Mooseman...Mike
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:01 PM   #3
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awh man, you been had!

Any jokes about Texans? Well let me answer that. There are no jokes, they all true.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:36 PM   #4
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awh man, you been had!
Any jokes about Texans? Well let me answer that. There are no jokes, they all true.

My grandpaw used to say, "You can always tell a man from Texas......but you can't tell him much!!!"
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:23 AM   #5
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Good one Moose !!
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:37 PM   #6
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I needed a good reason to smile, and this did it perfectly! LMAO! Thanks, Moose, and Mike you better come up with a good comeback! LOL!
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:41 AM   #7
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Hey Mike i thought you drew the squares after the shots...why i'll be.....How many circles
tills ya gits a bullseye...LOL.......ROTFL....
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:45 AM   #8
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awh man, you been had!

Any jokes about Texans? Well let me answer that. There are no jokes, they all true.
the only thing good that comes out of texas are steers and qu**rs and you dont look like a steer to me boy. haha only kidding FMJ only kidding.
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:22 PM   #9
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I just circle the holes where folks will see the excellent groups I can make.
Thats all, I just circle the holes where they stand out better that's all........
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