Arkansas's Best Marksman
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a
small town in Arkansas. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing
shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were
numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center.
The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the
person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man
turned out to be the "Arkansas Hunter" Named Mike.
"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the
FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"
"Nothing to it," said Mike. "I shoot first and draw the
circles afterward."