Old 10-31-2009, 03:34 AM   #1
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Talking For Scienceman II....

Scienceman's wife goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Scienceman drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

Scienceman Laughs and says, “A French girl!”

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you”.

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?”

“What I asked for…. the French girl?

“Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl…”

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Old 10-31-2009, 09:07 AM   #2
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:44 AM   #3
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:27 AM   #4
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:33 AM   #5
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:38 AM   #6
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:55 AM   #7
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