Humor...with teeth: Harley Biker

LiveToShoot · 11-03-2009, 07:24 AM

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

CalifgirlinOk · 11-03-2009, 07:42 AM

Lmao

.22guy · 11-03-2009, 02:29 PM

Sad but true....

neophyte · 11-05-2009, 05:58 AM

Sir; very good

privateer · 11-05-2009, 10:21 AM

omg, funny ass hell and so true

dance.and.shoot · 11-06-2009, 11:15 PM

Oh geez...it's scary how true that is

11-03-2009, 07:24 AM	#1
LiveToShoot 28 Principles of Liberty Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SE IDAHO Posts: 4,788	Humor...with teeth: Harley Biker A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. __________________ "Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it." -Unknown

11-03-2009, 07:42 AM	#2
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 7,748	Lmao __________________ Hey Seabeescotty..!! Does my butt look good in these jeans?

11-03-2009, 02:29 PM	#3
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,220	Sad but true.... __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

11-05-2009, 05:58 AM	#4
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 8,822 Blog Entries: 2	Sir; very good __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

11-05-2009, 10:21 AM	#5
privateer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Anchorage , Alaska Posts: 879	omg, funny ass hell and so true

11-06-2009, 11:15 PM	#6
dance.and.shoot Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 11	Oh geez...it's scary how true that is