FEMA Genie

Mrs Brother Bob · 11-03-2009, 07:56 AM

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badgeand a dull gray dress. There is a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, cowboy,' says the genie..You know how I work....You have three wishes.
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy... "I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. "OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink." ***POOF***The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."***POOF***The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."***POOF***He was turned into a tampon.
Moral of the story? If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached!!

338RUM · 11-03-2009, 08:13 AM

wow that is a good one

SwedeSteve · 11-03-2009, 09:28 AM

Ha-Ha !! FEMA strikes again !!

FortyXDM · 11-04-2009, 01:45 AM

Nothing but the truth, the whole truth.

Da Mc · 11-04-2009, 09:17 PM

You hit the nail right on the head.

11-03-2009, 07:56 AM	#1
Mrs Brother Bob Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Olive Branch, Mississippi Posts: 93	FEMA Genie A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badgeand a dull gray dress. There is a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie..You know how I work....You have three wishes. "I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy... "I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie." "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!" The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. "OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink." *POOF*The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."*POOF*The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."*POOFHe was turned into a tampon. Moral of the story? If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached!! __________________ The only two enemies a gun has is rust and a politician!!!!*

11-03-2009, 08:13 AM	#2
338RUM Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lonaconing, MD Posts: 1,025	wow that is a good one __________________ diaper fetishist, gay ,neo Nazi ,slaves give me hope for the versatility of the human race. -Billy

11-03-2009, 09:28 AM	#3
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,576 Images: 1	Ha-Ha !! FEMA strikes again !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-04-2009, 01:45 AM	#4
FortyXDM Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area) Posts: 3,661	Nothing but the truth, the whole truth.

11-04-2009, 09:17 PM	#5
Da Mc Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Riverside Cal. Posts: 73	You hit the nail right on the head.