heck of a wedding fight!!

tommy · 11-03-2009, 10:22 AM

A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow ... To keep tradition
going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families
have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally
kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in
to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families
appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge
finally brings Calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in
Court". The court room goes silent and Ronny (the best man) stands up and
says "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should
explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Ronny to take the
stand. Ronny begins his explanation by telling the court that it is
traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance
with the Bride. The judge says "OK". "Well", said Ronny, "After I had
finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to
the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to
the third song, when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran
towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs".
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"HURT!" Ronny replies "He broke three of my fingers

Archetype_wyo · 11-03-2009, 10:50 AM

I wonder what the bride did....HAHA!

SwedeSteve · 11-04-2009, 12:01 PM

Just three eh ??

cremley · 11-06-2009, 02:57 PM

Get your minds out of the gutter!!

Hehehe...

11-03-2009, 10:22 AM	#1
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 4,846 Images: 6	heck of a wedding fight!! A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow ... To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings Calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court". The court room goes silent and Ronny (the best man) stands up and says "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Ronny to take the stand. Ronny begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says "OK". "Well", said Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs". Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!" "HURT!" Ronny replies "He broke three of my fingers __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

11-03-2009, 10:50 AM	#2
Archetype_wyo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Buffalo, Wyo Posts: 1,731	I wonder what the bride did....HAHA! __________________ The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun. —Patrick Henry

11-04-2009, 12:01 PM	#3
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,549 Images: 1	Just three eh ?? __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-06-2009, 02:57 PM	#4
cremley Young Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 2,655	Get your minds out of the gutter!! Hehehe... __________________ I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me. NRA MEMBER