You might be a redneck pilot........

iflylow74 · 11-04-2009, 07:41 PM

......if the tips of your prop have green stains!

......you have weeds in your landing gear!

......you've ever had to go around due to livestock/wildlife on the runway!

.....if someone bails hay between the runways!

.....you've ever hauled a dead animal in the plane!

.....you've ever flown with the doors off your plane!

Anyone else have any??

Tigercat200 · 11-04-2009, 09:32 PM

You drop dynamite on your neighbor's still to increase your customer base. I suppose you could use big bags of manure, too.

jerry · 11-05-2009, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by iflylow74

......if the tips of your prop have green stains!
......you have weeds in your landing gear! YES
......you've ever had to go around due to livestock/wildlife on the runway!Yes
.....if someone bails hay between the runways!
.....you've ever hauled a dead animal in the plane!
.....you've ever flown with the doors off your plane!YES
Anyone else have any??

Not a pilot, but no crap have seen some of the above.

iflylow74 · 11-05-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jerry

Not a pilot, but no crap have seen some of the above.

Yeah I have seen pretty much all of those!!! One of my favorite airports is in the Ozark mountains and they bail hay between the runways.

Paul T · 11-06-2009, 02:58 AM

If you ever propped your cub and the starboard wing fell off.

if you chock and chain with a boat anchor and 10 feet of braided nylon rope.

11-04-2009, 07:41 PM	#1
iflylow74 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Arkansaw Posts: 1,439 Blog Entries: 11	You might be a redneck pilot........ ......if the tips of your prop have green stains! ......you have weeds in your landing gear! ......you've ever had to go around due to livestock/wildlife on the runway! .....if someone bails hay between the runways! .....you've ever hauled a dead animal in the plane! .....you've ever flown with the doors off your plane! Anyone else have any?? __________________ Regnant Populi, Nemo me impune lacessit

11-04-2009, 09:32 PM	#2
Tigercat200 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Middle of the USA Posts: 441	You drop dynamite on your neighbor's still to increase your customer base. I suppose you could use big bags of manure, too. __________________ Bob Beware the fury of a patient man......John Dryden

11-06-2009, 02:58 AM	#5
Paul T Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mounds Ok Posts: 567 Images: 16 Blog Entries: 6	If you ever propped your cub and the starboard wing fell off. if you chock and chain with a boat anchor and 10 feet of braided nylon rope.