You might be a redneck pilot........

[iflylow74]

......if the tips of your prop have green stains!

......you have weeds in your landing gear!

......you've ever had to go around due to livestock/wildlife on the runway!

.....if someone bails hay between the runways!

.....you've ever hauled a dead animal in the plane!

.....you've ever flown with the doors off your plane!



Anyone else have any??

[Tigercat200]

You drop dynamite on your neighbor's still to increase your customer base. I suppose you could use big bags of manure, too.

[jerry]

Originally Posted by iflylow74

......if the tips of your prop have green stains!
......you have weeds in your landing gear! YES
......you've ever had to go around due to livestock/wildlife on the runway!Yes
.....if someone bails hay between the runways!
.....you've ever hauled a dead animal in the plane!
.....you've ever flown with the doors off your plane!YES
Anyone else have any??

Not a pilot, but no crap have seen some of the above.

[iflylow74]

Originally Posted by jerry

Not a pilot, but no crap have seen some of the above.

Yeah I have seen pretty much all of those!!! One of my favorite airports is in the Ozark mountains and they bail hay between the runways.

[Paul T]

If you ever propped your cub and the starboard wing fell off.

if you chock and chain with a boat anchor and 10 feet of braided nylon rope.