How to get to Heaven

Sandy Pockets · 11-06-2009, 09:07 AM

How to get to Heaven from Ireland

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out:

" YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."

texnmidwest · 11-06-2009, 09:08 AM

Roflmao!!!!

PfcDavid_Kocher · 11-06-2009, 10:01 AM

wow that started the morning right.

privateer · 11-06-2009, 10:35 AM

Wow , caught me off guard with that on , almost spilled my coffee . LMAO

Capt'n Mil Coll · 11-06-2009, 10:41 AM

Ouch. I DID spill my foookin coffee.

SwedeSteve · 11-07-2009, 11:12 AM

Ha-Ha !! Ya just gotta love the kids !!

G. Green · 11-07-2009, 09:49 PM

THAT was good!

larmus · 11-08-2009, 01:50 PM

love them kids...

grizcty · 11-09-2009, 03:54 PM

Thanks,

I needed that.

Archetype_wyo · 11-10-2009, 05:03 PM

Gotta love the Irish!

11-06-2009, 09:07 AM	#1
Sandy Pockets Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 359	How to get to Heaven How to get to Heaven from Ireland I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered. 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?' A six year-old boy shouted out: " YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."

11-06-2009, 09:08 AM	#2
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,978	Roflmao!!!! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

11-06-2009, 10:01 AM	#3
PfcDavid_Kocher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 570	wow that started the morning right. __________________ The Man that paints the sky green and the field blue should be sterilized

11-06-2009, 10:41 AM	#5
Capt'n Mil Coll Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 3,386 Images: 45	Ouch. I DID spill my foookin coffee. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

11-07-2009, 11:12 AM	#6
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,549 Images: 1	Ha-Ha !! Ya just gotta love the kids !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-06-2009, 10:35 AM	#4
privateer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Anchorage , Alaska Posts: 879	Wow , caught me off guard with that on , almost spilled my coffee . LMAO

11-07-2009, 09:49 PM	#7
G. Green Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NE OK Posts: 464	THAT was good!

11-08-2009, 01:50 PM	#8
larmus Domestic Engineer Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: arizona Posts: 3,159 Images: 6	love them kids... __________________ Lawrence Home Defense: .45 and a Shovel...

11-09-2009, 03:54 PM	#9
grizcty Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Lost in Alaska Posts: 143	Thanks, I needed that. __________________ "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan A Man WITH a gun is a CITIZEN, a Man WITHOUT a gun is a SUBJECT

11-10-2009, 05:03 PM	#10
Archetype_wyo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Buffalo, Wyo Posts: 1,731	Gotta love the Irish! __________________ The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun. —Patrick Henry