the knob!!

tommy · 11-07-2009, 11:00 AM

THE KNOB

If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!!

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a
new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could
be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a
brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted The Knob.
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems..
All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee...

SwedeSteve · 11-07-2009, 11:04 AM

Rofl !!

wcassidy · 11-07-2009, 05:57 PM

hahahaha, gonna have to tell that one at the match tomorrow

FortyXDM · 11-07-2009, 08:01 PM

In some medical circles I understand that is referred to as the Pelosi syndrome.

pajaro · 11-08-2009, 02:19 AM

that's a good one......

Ninja Piper · 11-08-2009, 02:21 AM

Will this be covered under Pelosi-care?

11-07-2009, 11:00 AM	#1
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 4,846 Images: 6	the knob!! THE KNOB If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!! A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted The Knob. Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.. All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them. The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts. She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee... __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

11-07-2009, 11:04 AM	#2
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,576 Images: 1	Rofl !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-08-2009, 02:21 AM	#6
Ninja Piper Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Watertown, WI Posts: 282	Will this be covered under Pelosi-care? __________________ You can hear me...but you can't see me... I am the NINJA PIPER!

11-07-2009, 05:57 PM	#3
wcassidy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 284	hahahaha, gonna have to tell that one at the match tomorrow

11-07-2009, 08:01 PM	#4
FortyXDM Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area) Posts: 3,659	In some medical circles I understand that is referred to as the Pelosi syndrome.

11-08-2009, 02:19 AM	#5
pajaro Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: newcastle, california Posts: 334	that's a good one......