More arkansas jokes

bigbuddy21 · 11-13-2009, 11:40 PM

a woman runs into a police station yelling "help me" "help me" i was just raped by a guy from arkansas.
the desk sargent asked "how do you know he's from arkansas?"
and she said "cause i had to help him"

a scotsman and AH was out hunting when a beautiful naked girl runs by,
the scotsman yells "hey lass are you game?" she say's yes!
so AH shoots her!

how do you know if AH was typing a letter on his computer? all of the whiteout on the screen.

how many arkansan's does it take to change a light bulb? 25 1 to hold the bulb and 24 to turn the trailer.

Mooseman684 · 11-14-2009, 12:59 AM

I wouldnt be driving thru Arkansas any time soon...

LOL

thrillbilly · 11-14-2009, 01:03 AM

LOL we need to find something else to poke fun at...even as easy going as AH is, this has to be wearing on his poor nerves!

How about some French Jokes!!??

gunnut2u · 11-14-2009, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by thrillbilly

LOL we need to find something else to poke fun at...even as easy going as AH is, this has to be wearing on his poor nerves!

How about some French Jokes!!??

I'm game if anyone knows any Missouri jokes ?
go ahead billy , I dare you !

ArkansasHunter · 11-14-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mooseman684

i wouldnt be driving thru arkansas any time soon...

Lol

Smart Advice !!!! Lmao !!!

ALR · 11-14-2009, 07:31 PM

Did you hear the one about the frenchman from Arkansas who lives in Missouri?

ArkansasHunter · 11-14-2009, 07:51 PM

I'm eager to hear it LOL !

ALR · 11-14-2009, 09:14 PM

He was injured while dining on opossum, he forgot to watch for cars.

ALR · 11-14-2009, 09:15 PM

Best pickup line in Arkansas.....
Nice tooth!

Beancounter · 11-14-2009, 09:29 PM

If you are from Arkansas and your parents get a divorce, does that mean they are also no longer brtother and sister?

ALR · 11-14-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Beancounter

If you are from Arkansas and your parents get a divorce, does that mean they are also no longer brtother and sister?

No, they passed a law that they would stay brother and sister.

ArkansasHunter · 11-14-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ALR

No, they passed a law that they would stay brother and sister.

Or cuzz'ins...LOL !!!

LefthandShooter · 11-15-2009, 06:54 AM

What does a Arkansas divorce and a tornado in a mobile park have in common?

Somebody looses their home.

99dragon99 · 11-18-2009, 09:35 PM

An Arkansas couple is in the church getting married, the bride whispers something to the groom and he gets really mad and runs out of the church. His father goes after him and after searching for hours finds him.

The father asks "Why did you run out?"

The groom replied "She told me she's a virgin!"

The father looking puzzled "so?"

The fuming groom snorts "If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for me!"

Cyrano · 11-18-2009, 11:17 PM

What do you call a good-looking Arkansas girl who's still a virgin at age 18?

An Olympic contender in the 100 meter dash.

iflylow74 · 11-18-2009, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooseman684

I wouldnt be driving thru Arkansas any time soon...

LOL

Very good advice!

bigbuddy21 · 11-19-2009, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooseman684

I wouldnt be driving thru Arkansas any time soon...

LOL

hey i got relatives in Arkansas, my B-I-L lives there plus i had an uncle that lived in Van Buren for 40yrs until he passed away.

LefthandShooter · 11-19-2009, 05:17 AM

Where do they get virgin wool in Arkanas?

Ugly Sheep!

LefthandShooter · 11-19-2009, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyrano

What do you call a good-looking Arkansas girl who's still a virgin at age 18?

An Olympic contender in the 100 meter dash.

I was thinking an orphan.

Cyrano · 11-19-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter

I was thinking an orphan.

That works too.

11-13-2009, 11:40 PM	#1
bigbuddy21 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: new albany in. Posts: 1,574	More arkansas jokes a woman runs into a police station yelling "help me" "help me" i was just raped by a guy from arkansas. the desk sargent asked "how do you know he's from arkansas?" and she said "cause i had to help him" a scotsman and AH was out hunting when a beautiful naked girl runs by, the scotsman yells "hey lass are you game?" she say's yes! so AH shoots her! how do you know if AH was typing a letter on his computer? all of the whiteout on the screen. how many arkansan's does it take to change a light bulb? 25 1 to hold the bulb and 24 to turn the trailer. __________________ JESUS....THE REAL HOPE AND CHANGE

11-14-2009, 12:59 AM	#2
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness. Unit 13 Posts: 12,444	I wouldnt be driving thru Arkansas any time soon... LOL __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

11-14-2009, 01:03 AM	#3
thrillbilly Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country Posts: 3,182	LOL we need to find something else to poke fun at...even as easy going as AH is, this has to be wearing on his poor nerves! How about some French Jokes!!?? __________________ *" I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on."* John Wayne

11-14-2009, 07:31 PM	#6
ALR STAIN'ALIVE,STAIN'ALIVE! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: By the shore of Gitchee Gumee, By the Shining Big-Sea-Water Posts: 1,096	Did you hear the one about the frenchman from Arkansas who lives in Missouri? __________________ AGENT ORANGE The last ghost of Vietnam ATF- Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, who is bringing the chips?

11-14-2009, 07:51 PM	#7
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 18,224	I'm eager to hear it LOL ! __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER

11-14-2009, 09:14 PM	#8
ALR STAIN'ALIVE,STAIN'ALIVE! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: By the shore of Gitchee Gumee, By the Shining Big-Sea-Water Posts: 1,096	He was injured while dining on opossum, he forgot to watch for cars. __________________ AGENT ORANGE The last ghost of Vietnam ATF- Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, who is bringing the chips?

11-14-2009, 09:15 PM	#9
ALR STAIN'ALIVE,STAIN'ALIVE! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: By the shore of Gitchee Gumee, By the Shining Big-Sea-Water Posts: 1,096	Best pickup line in Arkansas..... Nice tooth! __________________ AGENT ORANGE The last ghost of Vietnam ATF- Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, who is bringing the chips?

11-14-2009, 09:29 PM	#10
Beancounter Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 15	If you are from Arkansas and your parents get a divorce, does that mean they are also no longer brtother and sister?

11-15-2009, 06:54 AM	#13
LefthandShooter Tex's little Brother Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 5,187 Blog Entries: 2	What does a Arkansas divorce and a tornado in a mobile park have in common? Somebody looses their home. __________________ How can Tex be considered sane when he gave me his Girlfriend's e-mail address?.

11-18-2009, 09:35 PM	#14
99dragon99 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 707	An Arkansas couple is in the church getting married, the bride whispers something to the groom and he gets really mad and runs out of the church. His father goes after him and after searching for hours finds him. The father asks "Why did you run out?" The groom replied "She told me she's a virgin!" The father looking puzzled "so?" The fuming groom snorts "If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for me!"

11-18-2009, 11:17 PM	#15
Cyrano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 7,813	What do you call a good-looking Arkansas girl who's still a virgin at age 18? An Olympic contender in the 100 meter dash.

11-19-2009, 05:17 AM	#18
LefthandShooter Tex's little Brother Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 5,187 Blog Entries: 2	Where do they get virgin wool in Arkanas? Ugly Sheep! __________________ How can Tex be considered sane when he gave me his Girlfriend's e-mail address?.