So true....

iflylow74 · 11-16-2009, 04:07 PM

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while waiting for their respective flights...

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull..

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.'

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,
'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'

The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . .

'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,
But I do believe it's a-comin'.

elmer fudd · 11-16-2009, 08:20 PM

Haha!

Whootsinator · 11-16-2009, 09:56 PM

Lol, that's an awesome one. I'll have to tell that to my friend tomorrow.

SwedeSteve · 11-16-2009, 11:44 PM

Har-Har !! Gonna have to use that one !!

thrillbilly · 11-17-2009, 01:06 AM

I love that joke..it's been a favorite one of mine for awhile!

Windwalker · 11-17-2009, 11:41 AM

ROTFL, I do believe that one has merit. LOL

99dragon99 · 11-18-2009, 02:52 PM

That is now on it's way to all my friends... good one...

John blaze · 11-23-2009, 01:42 PM

Nice!!!!

gunnut2u · 11-24-2009, 04:20 AM

cowboys and muslims......LMAO!!!!!

KW Gary M · 11-27-2009, 09:57 PM

I emailed that to everyone in my address book.

11-16-2009, 04:07 PM	#1
iflylow74 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Arkansas Territory Posts: 1,675 Blog Entries: 11	So true.... Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while waiting for their respective flights... One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.' The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?' The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . . 'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, But I do believe it's a-comin'. __________________ Regnant Populi

11-16-2009, 08:20 PM	#2
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,270	Haha! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

11-16-2009, 11:44 PM	#4
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 25,529	Har-Har !! Gonna have to use that one !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

11-17-2009, 01:06 AM	#5
thrillbilly Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country Posts: 3,182	I love that joke..it's been a favorite one of mine for awhile! __________________ *" I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on."* John Wayne

11-17-2009, 11:41 AM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,251	ROTFL, I do believe that one has merit. LOL __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it In God I Trust

11-16-2009, 09:56 PM	#3
Whootsinator Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,040	Lol, that's an awesome one. I'll have to tell that to my friend tomorrow.

11-18-2009, 02:52 PM	#7
99dragon99 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 707	That is now on it's way to all my friends... good one...

11-23-2009, 01:42 PM	#8
John blaze Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 37	Nice!!!! __________________ Guns don't kill people,people kill people

11-24-2009, 04:20 AM	#9
gunnut2u Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Missouri-firearms,USA Posts: 1,581	cowboys and muslims......LMAO!!!!! __________________ I might not be playing with a full deck... But I am playing with a full clip!!! (gunnut2u)

11-27-2009, 09:57 PM	#10
KW Gary M Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Key West Florida Posts: 6,516 Blog Entries: 1	I emailed that to everyone in my address book. __________________ To Say Guns Kill People Is To Say Automobiles Drive Drunk and Matches Commit Arson.