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Old 11-17-2009, 01:37 PM   #1
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Another Fishing Story...

I finally got around to going fishing this weekend with my daughter but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Sure enough his eyes rolled back, he went limp, and I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth!
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:41 AM   #2
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Kinda early in the winter.
To be hitting the bottle again, EH!
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:33 PM   #3
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Was in a similar situation.... but without the daughter... put the empty hook in... finished the bottle of Jacky... saw lots of fish and snakes.

advantage: no snake bites and no mess cleaning fish

disadvantage: need another bottle of Jacky
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:36 PM   #4
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good one Moose !!
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