Hey democrats, it's just a joke.......

Robertm · 11-17-2009, 04:31 PM

Subject: JOKE
>
>> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
>> Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he
>> heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a
>> helpless
>> Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the
>> Trees
>> T-shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all
>> about
>> and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
>>
>> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go
>> Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right
>> into
>> the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat
>> from
>> the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished
>> off
>> the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
>> pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
>> back seat.
>>
>> As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I
>> give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I
>> have
>> heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
>> environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
>> not
>> true."
>>
>> As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was
>> that guy?"
>>
>> "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
>> with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
>>
>> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
>> doesn't
>> know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do
>> we
>> need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
>>
>>

iflylow74 · 11-17-2009, 04:33 PM

LOL!!! Good one!

petrol · 11-17-2009, 06:21 PM

haha, i like that one.

deserthobbies · 11-17-2009, 06:50 PM

Good one, maybe them bear hunters will start getting their bait from washington D.C

KW Gary M · 11-17-2009, 09:16 PM

Good one......

SwedeSteve · 11-17-2009, 09:19 PM

Ha-Ha !!

99dragon99 · 11-18-2009, 02:10 PM

I am sending this to all my democrat friends!!!!

Windwalker · 11-18-2009, 02:57 PM

+1 on getting the bait from DC. LOL

John blaze · 11-23-2009, 01:38 PM

Yeah yeah yeah

11-17-2009, 04:31 PM	#1
Robertm Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kennesaw, GA Posts: 148	Hey democrats, it's just a joke....... Subject: JOKE > >> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of >> Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he >> heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a >> helpless >> Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the >> Trees >> T-shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all >> about >> and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. >> >> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go >> Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right >> into >> the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat >> from >> the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished >> off >> the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their >> pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the >> back seat. >> >> As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I >> give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I >> have >> heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic >> environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is >> not >> true." >> >> As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was >> that guy?" >> >> "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact >> with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." >> >> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he >> doesn't >> know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do >> we >> need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?" >> >>

11-17-2009, 04:33 PM	#2
iflylow74 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Arkansas Territory Posts: 1,675 Blog Entries: 11	LOL!!! Good one! __________________ Regnant Populi

11-17-2009, 06:21 PM	#3
petrol Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 825	haha, i like that one. __________________ If we do not hang together, we shall surely hang separately. Thomas Paine

11-17-2009, 09:16 PM	#5
KW Gary M Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Key West Florida Posts: 6,516 Blog Entries: 1	Good one...... __________________ To Say Guns Kill People Is To Say Automobiles Drive Drunk and Matches Commit Arson.

11-17-2009, 09:19 PM	#6
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 25,529	Ha-Ha !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

11-17-2009, 06:50 PM	#4
deserthobbies Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Southeast , MO. Posts: 350	Good one, maybe them bear hunters will start getting their bait from washington D.C

11-18-2009, 02:10 PM	#7
99dragon99 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 707	I am sending this to all my democrat friends!!!!

11-18-2009, 02:57 PM	#8
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,251	+1 on getting the bait from DC. LOL __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it In God I Trust

11-23-2009, 01:38 PM	#9
John blaze Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 37	Yeah yeah yeah __________________ Guns don't kill people,people kill people