01-22-2003, 07:14 AM
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|  The Hamsters Must Have Gotten Loose During The Accident TODAY WE BESTOW FOUR BONEHEAD AWARDS The Hamsters Must Have Gotten Loose During The Accident Bonehead award one, a “too dumb to be a criminal” bonehead award, goes to two men in Puzhany, Russia who, wanting to get some auto insurance money, towed their damaged car to some location in the middle of a street and then called the police to report that it had been involved in a car accident, according to police who opened the hood of the car and “found an empty space instead of an engine.” Pravda (Russia) 21-Jan-03 Click here for original story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suddenly I Have This Urge To Start A Fight In The Chilean Parliament Bonehead award two goes to a Chilean woman, running for Parliament, who says that if elected, she will flash her breasts every time members of Parliament get into an argument. Says the porn star, “This will be my way of protesting and it will make them reach agreement. I'm going to get some nice implants so I'll be happy to show them." Ananova (UK) 19-Jan-03 Click here for original story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Sao Paulo Police Always Get Their Man … Any Man Bonehead award three, a “government as good as it gets” bonehead award, goes to the Sao Paulo, Brazil, police who jailed a short, black man with brown eyes for 18 days even though he looks nothing like the tall white man with green eyes they were supposed to apprehend. Even after finding that his fingerprints didn’t match, they kept him jailed. He was released only after a new police chief took over. Ananova (UK) 16-Jan-03 Click here for original story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some Getaways Are More Fun Than Other Getaways By popular reader acclaim, bonehead award four goes to a bungling Virginia bank robber who fled the bank with several thousand dollars, dropping $100 bills as he tried stuffing the money into his pockets, found that he locked the keys to his getaway car inside the car, attracted attention to himself when he began beating on the car window with a piece of wood to break it so he could get the keys and who, as he was being chased by a crowd, tried shooting at them only to shoot himself in the leg. Atlanta Journal-Constitution 16-Jan-03 Click here for original story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taken verbatim from City Talk, a publication of Paramount, California: Is Anyone Out There? A man called [police] to report that he was hearing voices coming from his radio. All-righty ... |
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01-22-2003, 07:20 AM
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| Senior Member  | Suddenly I Have This Urge To Start A Fight In The Chilean Parliament Bonehead award two goes to a Chilean woman, running for Parliament, who says that if elected, she will flash her breasts every time members of Parliament get into an argument. Says the porn star, “This will be my way of protesting and it will make them reach agreement. I'm going to get some nice implants so I'll be happy to show them." *Now I could really get "behind" a politician like that!!!  *
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01-22-2003, 08:52 AM
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| Actually, that one's been done - remember the broad in Italy who wangled a seat on Parliament? Wonder if she's still there? 
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