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Old 11-18-2009, 11:04 PM   #1
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Fishing Lake Whoa-Be-Moose !!

A true story from this Fall...

I had been fishing for lake trout near Glenallen for 3 weeks, and doing good !! I spent my mornings in the local diner stuffing pancakes down my neck after each fishing trip. Moose and some local boys were griping that I was taking a full limit each morning and they were getting skunked !!

After awhile, Moose became suspect of my fishing techniques, and decided to follow me to the lake. I put my boat in, and Moose floated his out behind me. I followed my usual plan of lighting some dynamite and throwing it in the lake. KABOOM !! Up came a fish !!

Moose came aside and climbed into my boat and said I was under arrest !! I asked him for what and he said dynamiting fish. I lit a fuse, handed it to him, looked at him, and asked, are you gonna fish or what ??
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:27 PM   #2
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nice lol
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:01 PM   #3
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Very funny!! You didn't actually do that to poor old moose though did ya?? LOL!
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:04 PM   #4
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Very funny!! You didn't actually do that to poor old moose though did ya?? LOL!
You don't know Swede very well, do you?! LOL!!!
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:21 PM   #5
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A real attention getter!ROTFL
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Old 11-21-2009, 04:07 PM   #6
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Sure did !! By the way, he's got a great recipe for BOOM Fish !!
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