Arkansas woman visits a farm

LefthandShooter · 11-19-2009, 06:55 AM

A young lady from an Arkansas city was driving her convertible through the country and passed a local farm. Seeing the farmer out feeding the animals she decided to stop and ask about them. "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady? The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'because it's a horse."

bigbuddy21 · 11-19-2009, 10:59 AM

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ArkansasHunter · 11-19-2009, 11:01 AM

11-19-2009, 06:55 AM	#1
LefthandShooter Tex's little Brother Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 5,185 Blog Entries: 2	Arkansas woman visits a farm A young lady from an Arkansas city was driving her convertible through the country and passed a local farm. Seeing the farmer out feeding the animals she decided to stop and ask about them. "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady? The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'because it's a horse." __________________ How can Tex be considered sane when he gave me his Girlfriend's e-mail address?.

11-19-2009, 10:59 AM	#2
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11-19-2009, 11:01 AM	#3
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