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11-19-2009, 09:34 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Sep 2009
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| Out Running A Bear
Two men were out hiking when they surprised a mother bear & her cubs. The bear started growling & walking toward them, to get between them & her cubs. One of the hikers sat down on a nearby fallen tree, took a pair of running shoes out of his back pack & was replacing his hiking boots. His buddy started laughing & said, "you don't think those are going to help you out run that bear do you?" The other replied, " all I have to do is out run you!"
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11-20-2009, 01:51 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2008
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Oh so true. lol
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11-20-2009, 09:44 AM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida
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A quick shot to the knees works as well....... 
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11-21-2009, 12:15 PM
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| Suspected Member   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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Putting raw bacon in his backpack works well too !!
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11-21-2009, 03:00 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Anchorage , Alaska
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when that happened to my EX-Wife and myself , I just kicked her in the knee before I started running  |
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11-21-2009, 04:00 PM
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| Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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^ that explains that broken cheekbone of yours, LOL !!
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