Very Strange Bumper Stickers - Many!

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Strange Bumper Stickers

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.


We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse.


Fat people are harder to kidnap.


Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.


Look out - I collect ***-whippings.


When I die I want them to bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ***.


My state bird is the finger


I read Playboy for the articles and watch Porn for the music


Don't make me use my pepper spray, dork!


Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney


Another Dopeless Hope Fiend


It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.


If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.


Eschew obfuscation.


If you say one more word, I'm going to put my umbrella in your pants and open it.


No machine can do my job until it learns how to eat!


SPECIAL UPDATE! Elvis has just been spotted entering gay night with a HUNKA HUNKA man!


If I gave a ****, you'd be the first one I gave it to.


Do NOT start with me - you will not win.


Will Rogers never met a lawyer.


Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.


Is there life before coffee?


Get down on all fours. Okay, now bark like a dog!


Behind every dick is an *** hole.


There's one in every crowd and they always find me.


If it's too loud, you're too old.


Wink. I'll do the rest.


Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.


Who cares who's on board?


Die Yuppie Scum.


I wish I was Barbie - That ***** has everything!


Maybe the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about.


I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.


They say you can't take it with you... But they also can't come and get it!


Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.


I'd rather be over the hill than under it.


Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe.


Nonconformists are all alike.


Who the hell would throw **** at a fan?


Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.


Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur


Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.


According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist


Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have.


We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.


End racism...kill everyone


Indians discovered Columbus


If honesty is the best policy, I want a refund!


Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups


Patience, hell give me something to kill!


If you are not the lead truck, the scenary never changes.


All generalizations are false.


Custer got Siouxed


Bad cop...no donut.


The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.


So few Richards, so many Dicks.


DAM : Mothers Against Dislexia


Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!!


I would rather be spanking my monkey.


I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever


Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.


Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.


HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!


We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.


You Will Be Assimilated.


Very funny Scotty, Now beam down my Clothes!!!


Stop continental drift!


The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock


Don't show your public hair, while in pubic.


Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


If I looked interested I'm not


Caution: I know Karate (in small print underneith) and seven other chinese words.


Disco Sucks, Rap Blows


You call me a *****, as if it were a bad thing!


Don't be a bumper sticker!


I hate bumper stickers!


I smile because I have no idea what's going on!


I can't even drive straight!(decorated by rainbows)


No one is perfect... No one being me.


Selective Hearing: It works for me!!


My other vehicle is the Millenium Falcon!


Remember to use ALL fingers when waving at a policeman!


If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them?


I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own!


Why do we kill people who kill people just to show people killing people is wrong?


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!


Do not argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you up with their experience.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


Let's get one thing straight, I'm not!


I say no to drugs but they just don't listen.


Entropy isn't what it used to be


Lets Put the Fun Back in Funeral


If *** holes could fly this place would be an airport


There is no gravity. The earth sucks.


Can't spell worth a shirt


If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have them beaten.


This is small print. If you can read it I can break and sue your ***! Have a nice day.


Why the hell don't they bother writing out love? I "Heart" Horses sure as hell doesn't make sense!


A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey


Do they ever shut up on your planet?


Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.


My idea of camping is when room service is late!


CAUTION: WIDE LOAD! (your mother's in the back!)


This is a bumper sticker.


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