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Old 01-27-2003, 11:06 PM   #1
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Talking WalMart to Market Own Brand of Wine

Bentonville, Ark (AP) Some Wal-Mart customers will soon be able to sample a new
discount item; Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E & J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an
affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined
to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for
cheap wine, says Kathy Micken, Professor of Marketing at Roger Williams University
in Bristol, RI. She said, 'The right name is important.'

So, here we go: the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart 'Merde du Pays'
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5 Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name from Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante

Cheers!

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Old 01-28-2003, 01:52 PM   #2
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