Lost and Found. Hopefully We'll Never Get Like This...

Oxford · 01-28-2003, 06:43 PM

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel
noticed something funny about Mabel ' s ear and she said, " Mabel, did you
know you ' ve got a suppository in your left ear ? "

Mabel answered, " I have ? A suppository ? " She pulled it out & stared at it.
Then she said, " Ethel, I ' m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where
my hearing aid is. "

:nod:

01-28-2003, 06:43 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,074 Blog Entries: 4	Lost and Found. Hopefully We'll Never Get Like This... Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel ' s ear and she said, " Mabel, did you know you ' ve got a suppository in your left ear ? " Mabel answered, " I have ? A suppository ? " She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said, " Ethel, I ' m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is. " :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".