A lot of movies would be pretty short when practical, real-world gun usage came into

Doglips · 01-31-2003, 02:14 PM

A lot of movies would be pretty short when practical, real-world gun usage came into play. Consider the lack of suspense and drama if proper gun usage was depicted in the following movies:

Cujo: "Oh no, I'm trapped in my car by a large, rabid dog. Where did I put my Glock?"

The Birds: "Boy, the air is so thick with birds, you don't even have to aim."

Signs: "Unarmed aliens are trying to kill us? Grab the AK's boys, we're going a-huntin'."

Se7en: "Some psycho is trying to force me to eat until I die. I think I'll shoot him instead."

Fargo: "Oh no, two men have broken into my house and are trying to kidnap me. How will I get their bloodstains out of my carpet???"

Friday the 13th: "If I can't actually kill Jason, he's going to look pretty **** funny walking around after I blow his head off with a 12 gauge."

Any Zombie Movie: "Well, we're trapped in a house surrounded by flesh eating zombies. Good thing we've got a couple of belt fed weapons around, isn't it?"

Silence of the lambs: "Clarice, the man you are looking for is dead. He was shot by his last intended victim. Do you have any fava beans?"

The Fugitive: "Good thing my wife was able to shoot her one-armed attacker. He was trying to murder her and frame me for it."

Big Dog · 01-31-2003, 03:27 PM

The Shining - "Here's Johnny!" Victim - "Here's Colt .45!" BANG!

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Jaws - "We need a bigger boat!" "No Chief, try this LAW rocket!"

The Blob - just call in Rosie O! There's always room for jello!

01-31-2003, 02:14 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	A lot of movies would be pretty short when practical, real-world gun usage came into A lot of movies would be pretty short when practical, real-world gun usage came into play. Consider the lack of suspense and drama if proper gun usage was depicted in the following movies: Cujo: "Oh no, I'm trapped in my car by a large, rabid dog. Where did I put my Glock?" The Birds: "Boy, the air is so thick with birds, you don't even have to aim." Signs: "Unarmed aliens are trying to kill us? Grab the AK's boys, we're going a-huntin'." Se7en: "Some psycho is trying to force me to eat until I die. I think I'll shoot him instead." Fargo: "Oh no, two men have broken into my house and are trying to kidnap me. How will I get their bloodstains out of my carpet???" Friday the 13th: "If I can't actually kill Jason, he's going to look pretty **** funny walking around after I blow his head off with a 12 gauge." Any Zombie Movie: "Well, we're trapped in a house surrounded by flesh eating zombies. Good thing we've got a couple of belt fed weapons around, isn't it?" Silence of the lambs: "Clarice, the man you are looking for is dead. He was shot by his last intended victim. Do you have any fava beans?" The Fugitive: "Good thing my wife was able to shoot her one-armed attacker. He was trying to murder her and frame me for it."

01-31-2003, 03:27 PM	#2
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,361	The Shining - "Here's Johnny!" Victim - "Here's Colt .45!" BANG! :target: Jaws - "We need a bigger boat!" "No Chief, try this LAW rocket!" The Blob - just call in Rosie O! There's always room for jello! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.