When Hell Freezes over !

Oxford · 01-31-2003, 11:25 PM

A farmer from the corn fields of Missouri dies and goes to hell. Once there, the Devil
notices that this farmer is not suffering like the rest there are. He checks his gauges
and sees that it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity.

So he goes to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer replies, "I like it here.
It's just like plowing my fields in June."

Unhappy with the farmer's response, the devil goes back to his controls and turns
the temperature up to 105 degrees and 90% humidity. After making the adjustment,
the devil goes looking for the farmer.

Finding him just as happy as can be, the Devil frustratingly asks the farmer again why
he's so happy. "This is even better now! It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July!"
says the farmer.

The Devil, now quite upset and deciding to make the farmer really suffer, returns to
his controls and cranks the! heat up to 115 degrees and the humidity to 100%.

"Now we'll see if that farmer is smiling!" he thinks as he goes looking for the farmer again.

Finding him sitting on the floor happy as ever, the Devil is madder than before. When he
asks the farmer why he's happy now, the farmer answers, "This is great, it's just like
driving the combine in August!"

That was enough for the Devil. Running back to his controls, he turns the temperature
down to a freezing 10 degrees below zero. Within a matter of minutes, the pools of
molten brimstone begin to ice over. "Let's see what that farmer has to say about this,"
snickers the Devil to himself.

To his surprise, the Devil returns to find the farmer running around and jumping for joy,
yelling at the top of his lungs: "The Chiefs won the SuperBowl! I can't believe it! The
Chiefs won the SuperBowl!"

:nod:

NRAJOE · 02-02-2003, 05:37 AM

Guess its NEVER gonna freeze, huh Ox?

Oxford · 02-02-2003, 10:38 AM

You got that right, Joe!

01-31-2003, 11:25 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	When Hell Freezes over ! A farmer from the corn fields of Missouri dies and goes to hell. Once there, the Devil notices that this farmer is not suffering like the rest there are. He checks his gauges and sees that it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer replies, "I like it here. It's just like plowing my fields in June." Unhappy with the farmer's response, the devil goes back to his controls and turns the temperature up to 105 degrees and 90% humidity. After making the adjustment, the devil goes looking for the farmer. Finding him just as happy as can be, the Devil frustratingly asks the farmer again why he's so happy. "This is even better now! It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July!" says the farmer. The Devil, now quite upset and deciding to make the farmer really suffer, returns to his controls and cranks the! heat up to 115 degrees and the humidity to 100%. "Now we'll see if that farmer is smiling!" he thinks as he goes looking for the farmer again. Finding him sitting on the floor happy as ever, the Devil is madder than before. When he asks the farmer why he's happy now, the farmer answers, "This is great, it's just like driving the combine in August!" That was enough for the Devil. Running back to his controls, he turns the temperature down to a freezing 10 degrees below zero. Within a matter of minutes, the pools of molten brimstone begin to ice over. "Let's see what that farmer has to say about this," snickers the Devil to himself. To his surprise, the Devil returns to find the farmer running around and jumping for joy, yelling at the top of his lungs: "The Chiefs won the SuperBowl! I can't believe it! The Chiefs won the SuperBowl!" :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-02-2003, 05:37 AM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Guess its NEVER gonna freeze, huh Ox? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

02-02-2003, 10:38 AM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	You got that right, Joe! __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".