French Love techniqes

Oxford · 02-01-2003, 12:31 PM

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant
little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie
leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you
doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says,
"Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on
her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She
giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.
He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives
into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air
and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you are doing?"

Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down,
I go down in flames!"

:nod:

Dallas · 02-01-2003, 09:26 PM

Bravo for our brave fighter pilot.

NRAJOE · 02-02-2003, 06:32 AM

Flaming lips?

alan c. · 02-02-2003, 09:23 AM

Man that was a hot little beaver.

02-01-2003, 12:31 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,074 Blog Entries: 4	French Love techniqes Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you are doing?" Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!" :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-02-2003, 06:32 AM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,209 Images: 3	Flaming lips? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

02-02-2003, 09:23 AM	#4
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 2	Man that was a hot little beaver. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

02-01-2003, 09:26 PM	#2
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,604	Bravo for our brave fighter pilot.