Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America

Doglips · 02-06-2003, 12:52 PM

Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America
2/5/2003 - William Grim

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Hollywood - Susan Sarandon, left-wing activist and B-list actress best known for having children out of wedlock with Tim Robbins, says she is tired of being called an anti-American just because she hates America, all Americans and everything associated with America.

Speaking from the headquarters of the charity organization she runs, Adopt-A-Suicide- Bomber, the too-old-to-get-the-good-roles-but-not-having-enough-acting-chops-to-get-Katherine-Hepburn-parts Sarandon said that criticism of her is being organized by "wealthy elitists who don't care about social justice and income redistribution and are only interested in making money off the labor of the disadvantaged and different."

Ms. Sarandon then took out a riding crop and whipped her Filipino houseboy for spilling an espresso machiato on her $8000 Christian Lacroix gown that was handsewn by Mexican immigrants working 16 hours a day at 50 cents an hour in a Tijuana sweatshop. Before she left in order to appear at a court hearing concerning a $100 million lawsuit she had brought against quadriplegic 12-year old Susie Nickles of Ames, Iowa for taping Bull Durham when it appeared on HBO, Ms. Sarandon castigated the Bush administration, which she says is characterized by "greed and disregard for working people."

The actress concluded her remarks by saying, "Americans are stupid and are only interested in money and having a bourgeois lifestyle. And if any of you dress up like the character I played when you go to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Saturday night you better **** well send me a royalty check or I'll sue you for everything you've got!"

Sniper[MI] · 02-06-2003, 07:53 PM

Howdy,

Do you think she would get tired of being called a ***** cause she is one too? Or how bout traitor *****?

Dallas · 02-07-2003, 05:33 AM

Do you think there is any chance we can convince her to travel over to Baghdad and be a human shield with the other wacko's. I'd love to have a TV camera focused on her face as the cruise missiles start coming in.

02-06-2003, 12:52 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America 2/5/2003 - William Grim -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hollywood - Susan Sarandon, left-wing activist and B-list actress best known for having children out of wedlock with Tim Robbins, says she is tired of being called an anti-American just because she hates America, all Americans and everything associated with America. Speaking from the headquarters of the charity organization she runs, Adopt-A-Suicide- Bomber, the too-old-to-get-the-good-roles-but-not-having-enough-acting-chops-to-get-Katherine-Hepburn-parts Sarandon said that criticism of her is being organized by "wealthy elitists who don't care about social justice and income redistribution and are only interested in making money off the labor of the disadvantaged and different." Ms. Sarandon then took out a riding crop and whipped her Filipino houseboy for spilling an espresso machiato on her $8000 Christian Lacroix gown that was handsewn by Mexican immigrants working 16 hours a day at 50 cents an hour in a Tijuana sweatshop. Before she left in order to appear at a court hearing concerning a $100 million lawsuit she had brought against quadriplegic 12-year old Susie Nickles of Ames, Iowa for taping Bull Durham when it appeared on HBO, Ms. Sarandon castigated the Bush administration, which she says is characterized by "greed and disregard for working people." The actress concluded her remarks by saying, "Americans are stupid and are only interested in money and having a bourgeois lifestyle. And if any of you dress up like the character I played when you go to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Saturday night you better **** well send me a royalty check or I'll sue you for everything you've got!"

02-06-2003, 07:53 PM	#2
Sniper[MI] Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Future 51st state, "New Hope" Posts: 3,796	How bout Howdy, Do you think she would get tired of being called a *** cause she is one too? Or how bout traitor ***? __________________ FNUH!

02-07-2003, 05:33 AM	#3
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,595	Do you think there is any chance we can convince her to travel over to Baghdad and be a human shield with the other wacko's. I'd love to have a TV camera focused on her face as the cruise missiles start coming in.