The Texan, the Arab, and a guy from Michigan

Oxford · 02-11-2003, 03:03 PM

A Texan, an Arab, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out
an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then another, and suddenly throws the
bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air.

The Arab looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle
of whiskey!

"The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Arab pulls out a bottle of oil,throws the
bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.

The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for?

That was a perfectly good bottle of Oil"

The Arab says "In my country there's plenty of oil and bottles are cheap."

So a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes
a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his
saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Arab.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The guy from Michigan says,"Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Arabs, but bottles
are worth a dime."

:assult:

:nod:

NRAJOE · 02-11-2003, 03:06 PM

Thats true too!

:right:

oneastrix · 02-11-2003, 03:10 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk! I can hear the uprising now gentlemen!

Oxford · 02-11-2003, 03:49 PM

Now who posted that PIC post? Ban him for life.(ha)

Ox

:nod:

Sniper[MI] · 02-12-2003, 12:42 AM

Howdy,

That Michigan feller must be from my part of the woods as very large urban areas of the lower part of Michigan is so pc and dem it'd make ya sick......

02-11-2003, 03:03 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	The Texan, the Arab, and a guy from Michigan A Texan, an Arab, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Arab looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey! "The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap." A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Arab pulls out a bottle of oil,throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of Oil" The Arab says "In my country there's plenty of oil and bottles are cheap." So a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Arab. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?" The guy from Michigan says,"Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Arabs, but bottles are worth a dime." :assult: :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-11-2003, 03:06 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Thats true too! :right: __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

02-11-2003, 03:10 PM	#3
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02-11-2003, 03:49 PM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Now who posted that PIC post? Ban him for life.(ha) Ox :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-12-2003, 12:42 AM	#5
Sniper[MI] Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Future 51st state, "New Hope" Posts: 3,796	HOOOYAH! Howdy, That Michigan feller must be from my part of the woods as very large urban areas of the lower part of Michigan is so pc and dem it'd make ya sick...... __________________ FNUH!