Top 42 Things To Do If You're Holding A Live Grenade

Doglips · 02-21-2003, 06:36 AM

Top 42 Things To Do If You're Holding A Live Grenade
By Darkhood

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1) Quickly locate Britney Spears. Fasten with duct tape. Run like hell.
2) Try putting the pin back in
3) Try to get through Airport security
4) Do the "I'm Holding A Live Grenade Mambo"
5) Play "Musical Grenade" with friends. The one holding it when it blows loses.
6) Die painfully.
7) Juggle a running chainsaw and a rabid chipmunk with it
8) Thou shalt count to three. No more. No less.
9) Write a will- Fast!!\
10) lobbest thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, shall snuff it
11) Ask for a raise
12) Chuck it at that kid who lives next door your trying to scare
13) "1, 2, 5!" "3, sir" "3!" *chuck*
14) Close your eyes, and hope it goes away
15) Throw it into the nearest Harry Potter fan club
16) Pray:Bless this Thy grenade that Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
17) Swallow it. Hey, that always works in the cartoons...
18) Wish you weren't standing there holding a live Grenade.
19) drop it in an innocent padestrians' purse
20) Give it to the guy next to you.
21) "Look out! I'm the scary live grenade man! Run, children, run!"
22) Ask Brother Maynard to Consult the Book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21
23) Procrastinate
24) Prove one of the items in the phrase: Close only counts with..
25) Hot Potato!!!
26) Fly to England
27) Ask the teller for all the money.
28) Yell out, "Come see what I have, children!"
29) blow up
30) Throw it man! Throw it!
31) Throw it at the creator of this list
32) Give it to a homless man (no matter how they use it its for the good)
33) Eat it. Hey, you're hungry right?
34) Anyone you want.
35) Pray...
36) Juggle
37) Get one last blowjob before it all ends
38) Put it in someone else's mouth.
39) Throw it at the squirles in the old walnut tree.
40) Put it in your pants
41) Give it to your arch nemesis
42) Swallow

Big Dog · 02-21-2003, 07:13 AM

Get rid of that pesky gopher for good!

NRAJOE · 02-21-2003, 12:43 PM

43) Jam it up Saddams arse!

02-21-2003, 06:36 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Top 42 Things To Do If You're Holding A Live Grenade Top 42 Things To Do If You're Holding A Live Grenade By Darkhood Rank: 1) Quickly locate Britney Spears. Fasten with duct tape. Run like hell. 2) Try putting the pin back in 3) Try to get through Airport security 4) Do the "I'm Holding A Live Grenade Mambo" 5) Play "Musical Grenade" with friends. The one holding it when it blows loses. 6) Die painfully. 7) Juggle a running chainsaw and a rabid chipmunk with it 8) Thou shalt count to three. No more. No less. 9) Write a will- Fast!!\ 10) lobbest thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, shall snuff it 11) Ask for a raise 12) Chuck it at that kid who lives next door your trying to scare 13) "1, 2, 5!" "3, sir" "3!" chuck 14) Close your eyes, and hope it goes away 15) Throw it into the nearest Harry Potter fan club 16) Pray:Bless this Thy grenade that Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits 17) Swallow it. Hey, that always works in the cartoons... 18) Wish you weren't standing there holding a live Grenade. 19) drop it in an innocent padestrians' purse 20) Give it to the guy next to you. 21) "Look out! I'm the scary live grenade man! Run, children, run!" 22) Ask Brother Maynard to Consult the Book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21 23) Procrastinate 24) Prove one of the items in the phrase: Close only counts with.. 25) Hot Potato!!! 26) Fly to England 27) Ask the teller for all the money. 28) Yell out, "Come see what I have, children!" 29) blow up 30) Throw it man! Throw it! 31) Throw it at the creator of this list 32) Give it to a homless man (no matter how they use it its for the good) 33) Eat it. Hey, you're hungry right? 34) Anyone you want. 35) Pray... 36) Juggle 37) Get one last blowjob before it all ends 38) Put it in someone else's mouth. 39) Throw it at the squirles in the old walnut tree. 40) Put it in your pants 41) Give it to your arch nemesis 42) Swallow

02-21-2003, 07:13 AM	#2
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02-21-2003, 12:43 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	43) Jam it up Saddams arse! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany