hunting jokes

vepar · 02-08-2007, 01:22 PM

I have found new hunting jokes book on amazon.com, and I think it could be interesting.

Midas · 02-08-2007, 01:28 PM

I will not take part, in anything, that discriminates against hunters, or fishermen

Dallas · 02-08-2007, 01:39 PM

I'm interested to hear some jokes. Buy the book and share a few with us.

chrish · 02-08-2007, 07:37 PM

ive tripped and fell down a few times (in a row)

one hunting member pooped on the sleeve of his coverals called him stinky after that.

englishdas · 02-20-2007, 03:51 PM

I'm new to all this, so you've probably heard it. Oh well here goes:

2 guys who haven't been hunting for years decide, whilst having a mild case of mid-life crisis, to buddy up and go hunting.

Whilst out, they nail a big buck, and after nicking their fingers and the like, get it field dressed, then tie the pulling ropes on the back feet. Then off they go, back towards the truck, through the brushes.

One says, "This is hard work. I've heard that pulling a deer by the horns is easier, and plus, it doesn't damage the hide so much."

They agree to try this. After a while, the other guy says, "Yeah, it's definitely easier this way, but aren't we getting further away from the truck?"

frozentorso · 02-23-2007, 10:03 PM

After years of nagging, a man takes his wife deer hunting with him. He knows shes harmless, so he puts her in the worst blind on the lease with a rifle and leaves her there. An hour later he hears a BOOM! and runs in her direction thinking she shot a deer. When he runs over the hill he sees her holding the rifle on a neighboring rancher and hears him say " O.K., lady! Its your deer! Just let me get my saddle off of it!"

02-08-2007, 01:22 PM	#1
vepar Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1	hunting jokes I have found new hunting jokes book on amazon.com, and I think it could be interesting.

02-23-2007, 10:03 PM	#6
frozentorso Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: North East Texas Posts: 592	After years of nagging, a man takes his wife deer hunting with him. He knows shes harmless, so he puts her in the worst blind on the lease with a rifle and leaves her there. An hour later he hears a BOOM! and runs in her direction thinking she shot a deer. When he runs over the hill he sees her holding the rifle on a neighboring rancher and hears him say " O.K., lady! Its your deer! Just let me get my saddle off of it!" __________________ "I'm your huckleberry. Thats just my game!"

02-08-2007, 01:28 PM	#2
Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,813 Images: 2 Blog Entries: 6	I will not take part, in anything, that discriminates against hunters, or fishermen

02-08-2007, 01:39 PM	#3
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,596	I'm interested to hear some jokes. Buy the book and share a few with us.

02-08-2007, 07:37 PM	#4
chrish Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: IOWA Posts: 373	ive tripped and fell down a few times (in a row) one hunting member pooped on the sleeve of his coverals called him stinky after that.

02-20-2007, 03:51 PM	#5
englishdas Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Owensboro Kentucky Posts: 26	I'm new to all this, so you've probably heard it. Oh well here goes: 2 guys who haven't been hunting for years decide, whilst having a mild case of mid-life crisis, to buddy up and go hunting. Whilst out, they nail a big buck, and after nicking their fingers and the like, get it field dressed, then tie the pulling ropes on the back feet. Then off they go, back towards the truck, through the brushes. One says, "This is hard work. I've heard that pulling a deer by the horns is easier, and plus, it doesn't damage the hide so much." They agree to try this. After a while, the other guy says, "Yeah, it's definitely easier this way, but aren't we getting further away from the truck?"